Holy shit… I’m like going through withdrawals.
How do I function without my laptop?
whoa.
this will be my kids one day. no, seriously.
Parenting…. you’re doing it right.
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And I’m just laying here with my nearly-dead phone, Tumbling and trying to convince myself that this isn’t the start of the zombie apocalypse.
Shit fuck… I just really hate the dark, alright?
florence welch as captain america.
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Go straight to your Refrigerator, eat everything what is inside, then go back to tumblr and scroll 24 hours …or longer if you want . Don’t worry…. everything is gonna be alright….Attention please……
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One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.
One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty.
I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.
I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.
I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.
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| A fact to make you feel old: | Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago. |
FAVORITE SCRUBS MOMENTS: ONE PER EPISODE
5.03 “My Day at the Races”Carla: OK, what if we have a son and he wants to take dance class, even though all his friends are playing football.
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Robert Downey Jr:The Making of Iron Man 2
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