"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids




connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

satanic-homosexual:

Ive been waiting for photo set for like 6483 years

FINALLY. 


kissedmequiteinsane:

“It takes a very secure man to walk like that.”

#NOW STOP AND IMAGINE THIS IS ACTUALLY ALFRED #GLIDE WITH ME BRUCE; GLIDE

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#Omg

hecklerandkoch:

i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day


"When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that."

Anthony Mackie gets it. (via tiniestlioness)

Damn

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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!


imtheoneofustosurvive:

Absolute favourite characters:
Mark Cohen (RENT)

"The opposite of war isn’t peace, It’s creation!"



makinsomejokes:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.



rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job