will always reblog this story
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
Ive been waiting for photo set for like 6483 years
“It takes a very secure man to walk like that.”
i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
Absolute favourite characters:
Mark Cohen (RENT)"The opposite of war isn’t peace, It’s creation!"
How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]
Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.
#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job